In light of Manny signing on the dotted line.
Clark: So should I start saving for World Series tickets now?
Cody: You must have bought a Yankees hat today, cuz I know your not thinking Manny will lead to Dodgers.
Clark: Your right, many has done nothing to show he can destroy national league pitching.
Cody: Manny is to baseball what the unibomber is to the postal service.
Clark: Manny is to LA what Karl Rove is to the bush campaign.
Cody: You are to steroids and overall hair as to Manny is to being a bad teammate and a sales ticket trip.
Clark: The poster child? Yes. About to be Rich? Yes again.
Cody: Manny slurs his words more than john daly at an open bar on the Hooter Tour. I don't care how much money he makes.
Clark: Manny does for the Dodgers what Air Bud did for Golden Retrievers
Cody: Many represents to Dodgers the way Hillary Clinton reps all women.
Clark: Manny is dirtier at the plate than Louie Anderson at the $1.99 buffet on the outskirts of Reno, NV.
Cody: Manny plays the outfield sloppier than Joe Namath on MNF
Clark:Manny hits West Coast pitching harder than Pacman Jones hits a greedy stripper at Scores.
Cody: Manny is a worse team player than Bin Laden on the Pakistan Cricket Team.
Clark: Manny carries more whining kids to the promise land than Moses.
Cody: Manny's teammates pretend to like him more than Bayern Munich pretends Landon Donovon is part of their team.
Clark: Manny does for the Dodgers what Top Gun did for overtly homosexual scenes in heterosexual movies.
Cody: (Explitive laced comment)
Clark: Manny is to the Dodgers what Dave Mathews is to the Dave Mathews Band.
Cody: Manny is to the Dodgers wha Bill Walton is to commentating.
Clark: Manny does less in July than Bill Clinton on "Chores Day."
Cody: Many does less in July than the Vampire in Twilight.
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